Stank Solutions is exactly what it sound like

This endeavor started in the Andean mountains where my parents took us for a trip when we were children. One of the days out on a hike, our tour guide, a small boy with a urgent look to him, decided to step off the trail and take a dump in the wilderness. As soon as he was done he asked me to go fetch him some leaves so he could wipe his ass.

Being me, I took it upon myself to get him some good quality leaves for a silky smooth asshole as we had to get back to hiking. I brought him 3 different leaves and he picked the cloth-like one, and told me never to use the pointy one since it had that no good sapp sapp that could have your ass in flames in no time. He wiped his behind and we left. As we were walking I noticed he wasn't very comfortable, walking like he had a gremlin between his ass cheeks. How could he? He had just wiped his ass with a tree. It was then I realized how moronic wiping is. He could have walked down to the nearest body of water, popped a squat and had cool mountain H2O wash his discomfort away, but he didn't.

Now as an adult, I realize the vast majority of people are just like that small Andean child who took a shit in the wilderness, there, just wiping his ass with a tree instead of bathing that bootyhole in the clear waters of great Lindoculo river. My mission is to bring you solutions for your stank and leave your behind problems actually behind you.

Take it from the experts

”Next to doing the right thing, the most important thing is to let people know you are doing the right thing. This is why I have totally invested 100% of my profits to Stank Solutions.”

-John D. Rockefeller

”With all that ass coming in and out of my house, the waft was getting uncontrollable. Luckily I found bidets and booty talc to keep all that steam in check. I now know that was the key to our collective success.”

- Kris Jenner

”Me Chief of tribe. Me make all tribe walk down to river when bright god is highest. Man, woman, child, dog, all must clean stinkhole in water. ”

- Unknown man who invented the wheel